penis and vagina
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…so then they handcuffed me and said, “Anything you say can and will be held against you.” So I said, “Michael Fassbender.”
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cute ♥
screams and cries because baby burrito hemsworth
His face! It’s so Angry Mama Bird! He’s all; “So help me, if anyone wakes this child!!”
“This is MY baby. MINE. No one else can touch her. Come near her and you get a Mjolnir to the FACE.”
Oh man, I fear what will happen when she’s old enough to date.
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